January 2012
Dear SOPA/PIPA,
badkid4l:
I don’t think my father,the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
December 2011
life. unfortunately.
gonnabeadot:
when someone talks to me in person im like:
when someone talks to me on tumblr im like:
I get really sick of being nice to people I can’t stand, simply just to “keep the peace.” I really would just like to scream, and yell, and call them names. Instead, I’ll just Tumble, and you guys can listen to me bitch. You want know what I think about these stupid ass girls, and even some dudes here lately? Let me put it this way.
I love creeping on my shitty ex-boyfriends and...
I’d like to think it’s their karmic reward for being such shitheads. But really, seeing their lives and the fact that they’re stuck in shitty situations, or shitty relationships, kinda puts a smile on my face. Shitty things should happen to shitty people. And I’m glad Karma is making them its bitch.
Does that make me a bad person? Sorry, not sorry.
autumnlungs:
The amount of annoying edge kids on tumblr is endless
shut up
Turn 21,
all the underage kids wanna “party with you.”
Yeah, right, sucka.
When I See My Best Friend Crying,
og-stankypurrp:
“I’ll be right back, I’m about to kill the nigga who did it”
My 21st birthday is in 27 minutes.
I mean, what? I’m not excited about my birthday… or anything.
Just got my first paycheck.
$505, bitches! It’s gonna be a good birthday. :)
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People in school are like "Why are you so quiet?"...
abllngsly:
justinmyteenagedream:
THIS. Story of my life.